WalG! look how happy this raccoon is with his stuffed raccoon

Celebrating the little victories-zero COVID patients in the ICU!

Press on the beans, and you get the means...

alopt me ADOPTED YOU!

HERE. HE COMES 10 SAVE THE DAY BUT FIRST, MIGHTY DOG MIST NAP

Mom watched in joy as kitty and doggy hugged "You're adopted!", whispered kitty

One man's trash is another man's treasure

King Soopers barista Logan Smith saved his elderly coworker by hiding her in a trash can during the shooting: "She is my elder, I must protect her." We SS The brave 20-year-old couldn't completely duck out view, but he also hid behind a trash can himself for "the longest 20 minutes of my life." He WOR tragically lost 3 coworkers in the shooting.

"Not missing an opportunity"

When you don't have to pay for rent or food

Like i was saying, the circus is just one of my careers. The real money comes from frosted flakes

grandma: you look so handsome when you smile me:

< Matt Galatzan* @MattGalatzan My dog was declared cancer free today so I'm reverse searing him a steak. #TheRealMVP

FOX NEWS MIN READ Police apprehend penguins who keep sneaking into sushi restaurant ah

When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart

We've adopted a fluffy potato. Meet Anchan.

Find someone who looks at you the way this adopted puppy looks at its hooman

In the UK right now a train is delayed as a cat is sitting on the roof and refusing to come down. EST tl

This is what happens when you make the mistake of telling your husband we need something to hang in the bathroom. YOUR BUTT NAPKINS I

Dads taking selfies with their kids be like... @classicdadmoves

Me: I study better in bed Also Me:

How my dog feels when I let him off the leash

and graders when they get their homework back and there's a smelly sticker on it cause they did good

After breakfast Lyle likes to have a good sit tiddlesdiarv.conmt

Ss id My golden found her rubber pacifier she'd lost as a puppy

What do you call a bird who drinks too much? An owlcoholic

beth phelan @beth_phelan THE PHOTO MY SISTER JUST SENT ME OF HER GREAT DANE AND THE NEW PUPPY THEY JUST GOT. LOOK AT IT.

When you are Too short at the pool..