my parents when there is a kissing scene in a movie:

warm bed with snack trav

When someone tells you a secret you already knew and you gotta act surprised

"IM NOT COMING DOWN UNTIL SOMEONE TELLS ME WHOS A GOOD BOY"

YOU WALK INTO THE KITCHEN AND FIND THIS. WHAT Na

ie's too short to ahnut matehinfi enriie

When the catto offers the forbidden fluff

in asking lam once again a may I have some chimken nuggos

Quarantine Day 6

DOT. WHO WOULD FETCH A BALL? I ONLY FETCH CHICKEN WINKS

Teenage girl sends custom "Cheer Packages" to cancer patients and people with potentially fatal illnesses @globalpositivenews

Sleepy beep

My apartment pool was being put to good use

+10 armor +2 hooman resistance

When your grandma gives you money, but your mom yells from another room: "Don't give him anything!"

Remember Kiwi & his goth of? Well now she's his goth wife and they have 4 beautiful half goth babies @ OP

Me Externally: "YAS QUEEN! SEIZE THE DAY! YOU GOT THIS!" Me Internally: @MONOFIANODONE

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