LAST QUARTER STUNK LIKE FISH, GOOD JOR EVERVONEI

These Adorably Round Bearded Reeling Birds Can Do Perfect Splits

My hidden talent is eating stuff when it's too hot and instantly regretting it @the pnizzacat

MOMENT first

The Marilyn Monroe of pigeons

When you haven't washed your hair all week and need to get creative AW

Today I picked up new hobby: drawing stick figure arms on birds

Charlece Lake @charlece lake - my mom is the cutest art teacher ever!! She made a dress and had every one of her students draw one thing on the dress for her to wear. This was her at her student's art show tonight. IM SOBBING

WAKE ME UP he WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Me on the phone: "Hello, yes I'd like to book an appointment to have my dog fixed" My wife: "He can hear you!" Me: "He can't understand me" My dog:

Me waiting for Amazon to deliver my packages minutes after ordering them

Brealdast time ss ro AD cararammtra

Despite our differences, we can all get along.

March 2015 March 2021

INTERNET IS DOWN

ce Cat wanted to follow my dad outside into below zero temps. Her face says it all!

Whatever floats your goats