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do not disturb me i am blooming
do not disturb me i am blooming
grandma woke up and chose violence
miss girl how can you see the difference between 200 shades of nude lipstick but cant see that he aint the one for you
grandma woke up and chose violence miss girl how can you see the difference between 200 shades of nude lipstick but cant see that he aint the one for you
WHEN YOU'RE HIRED TO BOSS THEM, BUT FIND THEY' RE BETTER PEOPLE
WHEN YOU'RE HIRED TO BOSS THEM, BUT FIND THEY' RE BETTER PEOPLE
gave him an orange
gave him an orange
DON'T KNOW, MAN.
re,
SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE DO EVEN WANT TO BE GOOD GIRL, YA
DON'T KNOW, MAN. re, SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE DO EVEN WANT TO BE GOOD GIRL, YA
He woke up and started to get off the couch then went back to sleeping like this...
He woke up and started to get off the couch then went back to sleeping like this...
what if we swam in a heart shaped lake together
what if we swam in a heart shaped lake together
CAT DESTRUCTION CHALLENGE!
animalslist animalslist
13 mar
CAT DESTRUCTION CHALLENGE!
When your landlord says no dogs
ba-a-a-a-h
thought am sheep
But am actually puggo
Bamboozled again
When your landlord says no dogs ba-a-a-a-h thought am sheep But am actually puggo Bamboozled again
Me: *gets on the floor to work out*
My Dog: I own you now.
Me: *gets on the floor to work out* My Dog: I own you now.
YOUR KOALAFICATIONS ARE
COMPLETELY IRRELEPHANT
pure_animal pure_animal
12 mar
YOUR KOALAFICATIONS ARE COMPLETELY IRRELEPHANT
Dear ciary have pan parie can tise
When breaks down to irupthe driveway
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
Duke Skymocker
@DukeSkymocker
Replying to @dog_rates
This is Dale. He never wants anyone to leave so he plops his butt in front of
the door if you put your shoes on.
AM - - Twitter for Android
Duke Skymocker @DukeSkymocker Replying to @dog_rates This is Dale. He never wants anyone to leave so he plops his butt in front of the door if you put your shoes on. AM - - Twitter for Android
"IM NOT COMING DOWN UNTIL SOMEONE TELLS ME WHOS A GOOD BOY"
"IM NOT COMING DOWN UNTIL SOMEONE TELLS ME WHOS A GOOD BOY"
*sniffs*
"It's red.. California.. excellent year.. it's a late harvest.. subtle expression of, dare I say...peach? Exquisite aroma."
*sniffs* "It's red.. California.. excellent year.. it's a late harvest.. subtle expression of, dare I say...peach? Exquisite aroma."
When you realise there's a past version of you who would've been proud of how far you've come
When you realise there's a past version of you who would've been proud of how far you've come