When your eyeliner is on point

94-year-olds found love in the worst year for dating and now they are getting engaged @globalpositivenews

He thinks everything is free in the house

Me sitting In a towel for 13 years atter a shower

If cats learned to talk Would you be terribly upset if I threw up in one of your shoes?

who drinks that?!

When the waitress who said "I'll be right back with your sauce" is walking around the restaurant living her best life @MasiPopa

guess nothing's stopping you from sleeping with your foot in your mouth?

HA HA REAL FUNNY

My dog has a girlfriend who lives across the street. This was his face when she came over for Valentine's Day.

Me: need to stop being lonely and talk to people Someone: Hey

When your doberman printer runs out of ink

Josh Stockhill, a Four-year-old boy who has beaten leukeamia twice in his short life, starts his first day of school.

Physics: exists Cats:

Friend: Come in, he don't bite Dog:

RIP whatever is hiding behind the bathroom cabinet...

trolls4everr @trolls4everr Me watching my tounge in mirror after eating 5 rupees lolipop:

The training process was tedious, but now he knows he is not allowed on the couch.

When your least responsible friend gets a_ Wy