think my dog has the worst poker face... ever...

omg the cat thought his owner drowned

When your grandma gives you money, but your mom yells from another room: "Don't give him anything!"

5-year-old Shon dresses up to help street cats because "it makes him feel like a superhero for animals"

FR Caroline Asked my 90 yr old patient & his 85 yr old wife who had been married for 65 years what the secret to forever was. She stated "never forget why you fell in love with them, never stop dating. He chimed in with "never forget that she could always find better" I'm still crying.

Safety birb here to keep you safe

WHEN YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THE REMOTE AND TOUCH SOMETHING WEIRD BETWEEN THE CUSHIONS

STOP MAKING ME

WE ARE FROM TECH SUPPORT ~ WEARE HERE DELETE YOUR GOOKIES

Teen Chops And Delivers Firewood To Families Who Lost Power During Snowstorm @tanksgoodnews

Like i was saying, the circus is just one of my careers. The real money comes from frosted flakes

Live long and prospurr

Pretty sure he thinks he's 'invisible right now.

When you hear mom pull in the driveway but there are still chores to be done

'Tean't dei out of bed. 'These blankets have actepled me as ane of hely and if Neave Ener thinte fercs

le, On this scale of otters where are you today?

lt's behind me... Isn't it..?