Cop: I pulled you over for running a red light Dog: You mean that gray light? Cop: That light wasn't gray, it was red Dog: Let's just agree to disagree..
Told my fiance I didn't get that drunk last night. She showed me this picture this morning. Apparently, I was getting frustrated with our dog because he wouldn't answer the banana phone.
After facing hunger in his youth, Manchester United star Marcus Rashford led a campaign providing more than 12 million meals to hungry children in UK during pandemic