Me: Can we go see the sistine chapel? Mom: No, we have that at home. The sistine chapel at home:

Last July a stray kitten came into my office, looked at me like "you are my human", so I adopted her. Today, this happened. Guess now I'm an owner of another good girl

I can't even believe these pics are real and it's MY family @ dexter The dog smiling in the second picture is what gets me

Me: I study better in bed Also Me:

Mom said it's my turn to push everything off the table

When you partied too hard last night, now you gotta clean up the litter the next morning

How it feels when you open the car door for your dog

After a year of court battles, he won custody of his daughter who was adopted without his consent @globalpositivenews

ME, STAYING UP FAR TOO LATE WATCHING TV WHILE MY FAMILY SLEEPS... BECAUSE I'M A MOM, AND NEED THE ALONE TIME. ewittyotier

My boyfriend doesn't believe that his cat bullies mine

When your least responsible friend gets a_ Wy

So I sold my daughter's slide yesterday on Facebook Marketplace. I asked the buyer, "How old are your kids?" She giggled and said, "No, it's for my pugs. They love to go up and down a slide." We are all mothers in our own way. Made my day! if

I walked into my kitchen and I had the strangest feeling that I was being watched

Biker local residents

Bi rorcaptats 'Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep? ashat Dont call it that please iernamoreet

IF HE SAYS "SPEAK" JUST BABK, IF YOU ACTUALLY SPEAK, THAT'LL REALLY FREAK HIM oT

When your owners. let you sleep for the day