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Delivery Drivers Are Sharing The
Weirdest Things They Have Witnessed
At Their Jobs umanicexpressive:
delivered proper stack of pizzas to a really nice house where I was greeted by a mid 50's suburbanite guy. I had like 50lbs of pizzas and he was just vibrating with excitement asking me if I wanted to see something amazing in his basement where the pizzas were going.
Yeah it sounds like a lot of red flag, but from his vibe and the amount of pizza he'd ordered I figured he was having some kind of game night.
We get down to the basement and it was a puppy party. A true and actual puppy party, some sort of adoption event he'd set up for his kids b-day.... Every kind of puppy I could imagine. I set the pizzas down on the bar and just sat on the floor and squealed and giggled while puppies tried to eat the smell of pizza off of me, succeeding only in devouring my heart theeaiinh my faro
Pizza Time!

Delivery Drivers Are Sharing The Weirdest Things They Have Witnessed At Their Jobs umanicexpressive: delivered proper stack of pizzas to a really nice house where I was greeted by a mid 50's suburbanite guy. I had like 50lbs of pizzas and he was just vibrating with excitement asking me if I wanted to see something amazing in his basement where the pizzas were going. Yeah it sounds like a lot of red flag, but from his vibe and the amount of pizza he'd ordered I figured he was having some kind of game night. We get down to the basement and it was a puppy party. A true and actual puppy party, some sort of adoption event he'd set up for his kids b-day.... Every kind of puppy I could imagine. I set the pizzas down on the bar and just sat on the floor and squealed and giggled while puppies tried to eat the smell of pizza off of me, succeeding only in devouring my heart theeaiinh my faro

I don't know who needs this today but baby has a hippo teddy
Seriously, why are animal babies so adorable? The title reminds me of that awful "puppy monkey baby" commercial.
I don't know who needs this today but baby has a hippo teddy