BORDER COLLIES ONLY WANT ONE THING ANN ITS NISCHCTING

cottagecore kitties in a bed of flowers

Do you have any special talents? Me:

5-year-old Shon dresses up to help street cats because "it makes him feel like a superhero for animals"

when ur in bed and think you hear something outside

Mama, just killed a mouse

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When someone I don't know touches me @

year trying to convince my mum: m too sick to to. school

My golden retriever decided to roll on the freshly mowed lawn

When you lie on your resume and still get the job

How it feels sharing the bed with my cat. @alienwithnojob

his cat is about to say something in talian

"Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong." - W.R. Purche #dogsoftwitter #sundayvibes

"You are an adult, you can schedule your own appointments now Me:

ME, WHEN MY KID TAKES ONE LOOK AT DINNER AND SAYS HE DOESN'T LIKE IT: JUST TRY IT

Tried meditating for 5 min. 3 year old peeled open my eyeball to ask if was still meditating. Pretty much sums up why most of us are frazzled basket cases. @Karen.Disapproves

After battling the second wave of the coronavirus, the French government decided that the hundreds of immigrants who have been working tirelessly in France for the last few months to help the country battle the pandemic will be gifted French citizenship as a 'thank you.'

I walked into my kitchen and I had the strangest feeling that I was being watched