Encountered:

The hospital my wife works at forwent the therapy dog route and blasted straight over to therapy unicorn. HIS BOOTS. His wee little boots.

mame ihe chimken and nobody gets hurt ll never surrender meow daddy heckin hunaery haha

HOW IT STARTED HOW IT GOING

o q STAKE SHOWER AT NIGHT THE NEXT MORNING

HE'S SMILING IN HIS SLEEP

Quarantine day the cat is trying to communicate

gel NEED TO SEEA DENTIST ONE OF MY CANINES PETTING LNNCE

He started rescuing baby manatees when he was just 11 years old. Now he is in charge of the entire Manatee Conservation Program. @globalpositivenews

OPEN YOUR EYE SACK STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE MY SHADOW! SEN

Me: *walks naked around the house* My cat:

I wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like:

ONE CANNOT SIMPLY CATCH THE RED DOT WITHOUT SCIENCE

My friends when I'm still writing the answers in Exam

think my cat is broken (she looks at me like this every time chop onions)

Me at am Ma nt 7hnm Me at

When your phone runs out of battery in public and you don't know what to do with yourself

When human leaves you home alone with your best friend but tells you to be good boys @barkpost @bullpeiatta lol ok

"Yah, it looks like you're gonna need a new meowffler and cat-alytic converter"

BREAKING NEWS THIS DUCK IS HAPP 6-16 GCOMEONE TOLD WIM HE'C CLITE

104 years old, still got his style.

he smoosh the bubble

I walked into my kitchen and I had the strangest feeling that I was being watched