5 minutes after cleaning up the cat box area and adding new litter fate nivzocat

ME AFTER MY FAMILY COMPLIMENTS MY COOKING

best seat in the car

alien: how did you enslave your human dog: did not alien: then why does he provide for your every need dog: because he loves me alien: but why does he love you dog: [wagging tail] because i love him

The hospital my wife works at forwent the therapy dog route and blasted straight over to therapy unicorn. HIS BOOTS. His wee little boots.

Today I picked up new hobby: drawing stick figure arms on birds

After delivering his sick burn, Nick followed up with a loud, smug raspberry

My clog when talking to him normally , The second ask

Me coming out of my room every few days to get attention

When it's been a while and you can finally see your crocodile

The training process was tedious, but now he knows he is not allowed on the couch.

I walked into my kitchen and I had the strangest feeling that I was being watched

Tried meditating for 5 min. 3 year old peeled open my eyeball to ask if was still meditating. Pretty much sums up why most of us are frazzled basket cases. @Karen.Disapproves

I rescued an abandoned kitty that was crying outside and took him home and this is what my cat did

How feel when say "pardon me" @the nizzacat