My gf giving me kiss Me having a long day

aw Your friend, Your partner, Your CAT. Ore My life, My love, My leader. I will be yours, Faithful & true, Til the last beat Of my heart. LAM YOUR Coat

My kids when I tell them they can't have any more snacks before dinner

Did you know... Baby elephants suck on their trunks, much like babies suck their thumbs. It comforts them.

Some things never change

X marks the hidden treasure

Walmart cashier stepped in to polish disabled woman's nails when the salon refused ge Gglobalpositivenews

Talk to da naws cuz da face asleen.

date: you told me you were interesting? me: i said was 'into resting'

when someone says love your outfit' lout forgot what you're wearing

"Well, well, well... look who's trying to end an argument by giving me food. If you think that's gonna work you're absolutely right."

When someone tells you a secret you already knew and you gotta act surprised

When you show someone something you're really proud of and they say "cool" and change the subject

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' THEY HATIN.

Dad: "we are not getting any mangy cats!" Family: *gets cat anyway* Dad and the cat:

When the catto asks if you want the treats he left in the litter tray Yo

WHEN THE POLICE UP AT NEICHPOAR'C HOLNCE

Dad: *doesn't want a dog* Family: *gets dog anyway* Dad and the dog: aX