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said, you wouldn't have to stand naked under this rain maker. Just sayin
licked said, you wouldn't have to stand naked under this rain maker. Just sayin
Me waiting for my husband to notice my new hairstyle
Me waiting for my husband to notice my new hairstyle
Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat
Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat
When you're on a roller coaster and you know the camera is coming up
When you're on a roller coaster and you know the camera is coming up
but still want re potr ca frumpy but still want to ca cuz you miss each other
but still want re potr ca frumpy but still want to ca cuz you miss each other
He fell asleep waiting for me to finish working.
He fell asleep waiting for me to finish working.
when someone says love your outfit' but u forgot what you're wearing
when someone says love your outfit' but u forgot what you're wearing
Morty was looking forward to the 3 hour tour
But the boat was very crowded
Morty was looking forward to the 3 hour tour But the boat was very crowded
You gotta cancel the whole trip.
@ Lord Demetrius of House Stark
so i was about to put my luggage in the car to head to the airport and when i looked up...
this is what i saw
You gotta cancel the whole trip. @ Lord Demetrius of House Stark so i was about to put my luggage in the car to head to the airport and when i looked up... this is what i saw
Can you please stop talking so loudly
@introvertsmindset
Can you please stop talking so loudly @introvertsmindset
Weatherman Working From Home Kept
Getting Interrupted By His Cat And Now
She's A Star
EXTENDED FORECAST
sat TUE SS
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Weatherman Working From Home Kept Getting Interrupted By His Cat And Now She's A Star EXTENDED FORECAST sat TUE SS 0%
A small flock of catbirds roosted in my trees today
A small flock of catbirds roosted in my trees today
I wanted to be nice so I meowed back at
my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's
been staring at me like:
I wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like:
Homeless man raises awareness to help other homeless people: "No matter what your situation is, you can be an inspiration or encourage someone else in life."
@globalpositivenews
Homeless man raises awareness to help other homeless people: "No matter what your situation is, you can be an inspiration or encourage someone else in life." @globalpositivenews
BREAKING NEWS: All good bois deserve extra treatos
@doggosdoingthings
BREAKING NEWS: All good bois deserve extra treatos @doggosdoingthings
94-year-old former bus driver receives her high school diploma decades after dropping out during WWII
@anndnawe
94-year-old former bus driver receives her high school diploma decades after dropping out during WWII @anndnawe
saralh lugor!!
@sarahlugor
cows don't have top teeth just vibes
AM - 2021-02-28 Twitter for iPhone
saralh lugor!! @sarahlugor cows don't have top teeth just vibes AM - 2021-02-28 Twitter for iPhone
When the Missus says fishes you fulfill her wishes
When the Missus says fishes you fulfill her wishes
why he sleep like human cats body
Buffy Flunked Out Of Guide Dog Training
But She's Got A New Gig Sniffing Out
COVID
@tanksgoodnews
Buffy Flunked Out Of Guide Dog Training But She's Got A New Gig Sniffing Out COVID @tanksgoodnews