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not to be
WHORE
depwessants
but, do you wanna
hold hands
not to be WHORE depwessants but, do you wanna hold hands
Companies when they remove
the 's' at the end of word
and replace it with 'z':
Companies when they remove the 's' at the end of word and replace it with 'z':
When the meeting could have been an email @SARAAHDICKERS,
Jamming all the exercise into 2 weeks after doing nothing but ordering delivery for a year
Jamming all the exercise into 2 weeks after doing nothing but ordering delivery for a year
"I thought the chair was broken."
"I thought the chair was broken."
My coworker's dog just stole my girlfriend
My coworker's dog just stole my girlfriend
date: you told me you were interesting? me: i said was 'into resting'
date: you told me you were interesting? me: i said was 'into resting'
When you bite a human but he doesn't catch the plague
When you bite a human but he doesn't catch the plague
so my mom accidentally ordered an xs dog bed but he's still grateful.
so my mom accidentally ordered an xs dog bed but he's still grateful.
Blue thinks that if someone gets in the bathtub, he should also be in there.
Blue thinks that if someone gets in the bathtub, he should also be in there.
HOW I SLEEP WHEN...
KNOW MY HUMAN'S HOME
HOW I SLEEP WHEN... KNOW MY HUMAN'S HOME
Upon passing away, grumpy old WWII veteran left waitress $50,000 and his car for always being kind to him
@globalpositivenews
Upon passing away, grumpy old WWII veteran left waitress $50,000 and his car for always being kind to him @globalpositivenews
The Kereru, a native wood pigeon of New Zealand, binges on fermented berries and is known for getting drunk
LE
The Kereru, a native wood pigeon of New Zealand, binges on fermented berries and is known for getting drunk LE
Posted by CAP X+ -vreddit Join when no one is around to boop his snoot,he boops it himself.
TikTok @ sassy. huskies heckin mad at you
When someone has explained something to you 3 times and you
STILL don't get it.
@mookiecantswim
When someone has explained something to you 3 times and you STILL don't get it. @mookiecantswim
Where are our desssssks
The lack of context here is thrilling
mark-watney-spacepirate
Where are our desssssks The lack of context here is thrilling mark-watney-spacepirate
Woke my cat. Might have summoned a demon instead.
Woke my cat. Might have summoned a demon instead.