I REGRET NOTHING. NOTHING. are

A jerk to the world, but a gentleman to his girl. ll

When you don't have to pay for rent or food

woke myself up farting into the pillow my mom puts her face on.

INTERNET IS DOWN

My boyfriend doesn't believe that his cat bullies mine

You do cealize

POW: its 7 am. and you dont want to go to sheol

That face you make when the zoom meeting could have been an email

All trains are cancelled because of a cat on the tracks

Fossils of a turtle the size of a car have been unearthed in South America. Carlos for scale.

When your landlord says no dogs

My nan has dementia and every day she meets my dog for the first time and falls in love with him over and over again LA

when you make your first meme and you want it to just be your cat @o REDMI MI NOTE DUAL 6 PRO CAMERA MI DUAL CAMERA mada with mamatir

That's all 40 Sheep What? We should ig only have 37!? know, I rounded them up.

Me 2 minutes after getting home from work

This is what I woke up to today. Jerk.