I can be your angel or your devil

Cant play wit anyinoar... mom says ur had intivence.

"You merely adopted the bark. I was born in it, molded by it."

OUT OF THE LOOP BY TODD CLARK IT'S THE BEST WAY TO GET HER TO NOTICE YOU.

RIP whatever is hiding behind the bathroom cabinet...

Told my fiance I didn't get that drunk last night. She showed me this picture this morning. Apparently, I was getting frustrated with our dog because he wouldn't answer the banana phone.

put a wig on the dog and frightened the crap out of the postman. ow

'The fattest squirrel I've ever seen just stole an avocado from my trash

When planting your cats make sure to space them 6 inches apart so they have room to grow.

I Dominique Apol on @ApollonTweets It's taken me 45 trips around the sun, but for the first time in my life I know what it feels like to have a "band aid" in my own skin tone. You can barely even spot it in the first image. For real I'm holding back tears.

target spotied my dog when he spats the mail man

During the latest snow storm a 10-year-old boy and a friend cleaned more than 80 hospital workers' cars in 4 different parking lots @globalpositivenews

Mistakes were made

Last year I made the choice to recover from my eating disorder, at my worst I would get winded just walking up my stairs. Today I reached one of my highest points in my state @globalpositivenews

have overheard my 11 year old planning April fools jokes for days, instead, this morning, he decided to bring me breakfast in bed because he "thought it would be more fun

The bride's father died and donated his heart. The man who received the transplant walked her down the aisle.

chai a day out on the town with the girls

WAKE ME UP he WAKE ME UP INSIDE

This dog has been staring me out for the last 10 mins...