HAVEN'T DECIDED WHAT I WANT TO DO LATER DON'T WANNA BE BOKED INTO ANY NECISIONS.._

bro help me up

"I would love to help you, but I mean, you did eat out of my bowl. Without that food, I don't know if I have the strength to pull you up." Bins

Sheepdog puppy herds entire flock into owner's kitchen @ Metro rockhardgeolegist A prodigy sinaria2 You missed the best part. They weren't even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its

My son had a good report card. We told him he could have a present. He chose los of bacon. That's when I knew for sure he was mine.

AN INTELLECTUAL READS NEWSPAPERS BEFORE HE PEES ON THEM

Rhino poaching in South Africa is down 33% because of COVID-109 restrictions @globalpositivenews

I'M GONNA HAVE A QUICK NAP rf SUCKERS!

So I sold my daughter's slide yesterday on Facebook Marketplace. I asked the buyer, "How old are your kids?" She giggled and said, "No, it's for my pugs. They love to go up and down a slide." We are all mothers in our own way. Made my day! if

CANNIBALISM

me one second after i tell someone i'm not even tired yet

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

IF HE SAYS "SPEAK" JUST BABK, IF YOU ACTUALLY SPEAK, THAT'LL REALLY FREAK HIM oT

Your Dog Loves You when it BE Follows you everywhere Wags its tail Jumps on you Makes eye contact Sleeps next to you Yawns when you yawn Licks your face Shows you its belly

he sit DEDOWN

When you make a nice painting and your parents hang it up and you feel nice