"I would love to help you, but I mean, you did eat out of my bowl. Without that food, I don't know if I have the strength to pull you up." Bins

To Infinity And Beyond: Airline Returns Lost Buzz Lightyear Toy To His Owner With Note Detailing His Adventures @tenksgoodnews

Me 2 minutes after getting home from work

This is every old man's Facebook profile picture and it's always uploaded 9 times

NEED HELP GUYS THINK MY RECKNN IS BROKEN

When someone explains something to you three times and you still have no idea what's going on

fun fact *bb Doves and pigeons are basically the same thing. They all belong to the same family of birds, but the one we most commonly refer to as a 'pigeon' is actually a species of rock dove.

I made a home gym for my chonky cat to lose weight WORLDWIDE all hays

Press on the beans, and you get the means...

Me: I have to start eating healthier Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:

When the human asks where all the Catnip went "ALIENS"

When you're stuck ina traffic jam but there's a dog in the car next to you

Me after I waved at someone who was waving at someone else...

PENGEIN THE MONTH Stealing his Voluntarily girlfriend's fish coming to be even though she weighed on weigh I is predominately day blind

I WILL find you, and I WILL lick you @dogsarethefunniest

Don't give up on your dreams and work until your idols becomes your rivals Joseph meets Michael Phelps Joseph beats Michael Phelps

Did you really just say that? aYoureadogtover? And you admit that in public?

When my friends need someone to listen to their problems

some may call you crazy cat latly but we call you