My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother BFF: Grandmother need to talk to you Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick? BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay- Grandma: What? BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now. Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.