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Wife: Where's the dog
Me: Do you have an appointment
Wife: What
Me: An appointment
Wife: I just want to pet her
Ms Fluffykins: Send her in
Man
Tim Follow @Playing Dad Wife: Where's the dog Me: Do you have an appointment Wife: What Me: An appointment Wife: I just want to pet her Ms Fluffykins: Send her in Man
Hugh Jackman
I know, I know - My selfie skills are terrible. But just look at this baby penguin and everything will appear better
Hugh Jackman I know, I know - My selfie skills are terrible. But just look at this baby penguin and everything will appear better
*Tv screen goes black for a second*
Reflection be like:
*Tv screen goes black for a second* Reflection be like:
alright, who broke the window?
alright, who broke the window?
Le
ufkaw
My sister's great dane is something else.
Le ufkaw My sister's great dane is something else.
I walked back into my apartment, greeted with the most "and where you been?" stance.
Fam, just the gym and the store.
I walked back into my apartment, greeted with the most "and where you been?" stance. Fam, just the gym and the store.
'SEYMOUR! Did you steal another watermelon from the neighbors? You march back over there and
apologize to Mrs. Krantz.
But didn't steal it!
Felix found it in the ocean and asked me to wateh it for him.
THE That is by far the
worst lie you have
'ever told. You aro in big trouble mister,
HOURS EARLIER...
Seymour is never gonna believe this.
'SEYMOUR! Did you steal another watermelon from the neighbors? You march back over there and apologize to Mrs. Krantz. But didn't steal it! Felix found it in the ocean and asked me to wateh it for him. THE That is by far the worst lie you have 'ever told. You aro in big trouble mister, HOURS EARLIER... Seymour is never gonna believe this.
"Shi* I'm over here building houses got me thinking I could build a future with you... this could be our house boo"
AA..
"Shi* I'm over here building houses got me thinking I could build a future with you... this could be our house boo" AA..
Lost in the sauce
cat
Lost in the sauce cat
saralh lugor!!
@sarahlugor
cows don't have top teeth just vibes
AM - 2021-02-28 Twitter for iPhone
saralh lugor!! @sarahlugor cows don't have top teeth just vibes AM - 2021-02-28 Twitter for iPhone
Thai navy sailors rescue abandoned cats
from sinking ship
@globalpositivenews
Thai navy sailors rescue abandoned cats from sinking ship @globalpositivenews
Ways to learn fusion and division:
Fusion: Division:
Ways to learn fusion and division: Fusion: Division:
Veery Thrush
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am 60 years old and have searched my whole
life to identify the sound of this bird! Not only have
you identified the bird with the song but with the
video as well...you have given me one of the most
precious gifts I've had on my bucket list since I was
Veery Thrush 112K views am 60 years old and have searched my whole life to identify the sound of this bird! Not only have you identified the bird with the song but with the video as well...you have given me one of the most precious gifts I've had on my bucket list since I was
"And when I looked back... The bol...
was still in his hand!!"
"And when I looked back... The bol... was still in his hand!!"
Me: Mom, can get a cat?
Mom: We have a cat at home
Cat at home:
Me: Mom, can get a cat? Mom: We have a cat at home Cat at home:
When you hear mom pull in the driveway but there are still chores to be done
When you hear mom pull in the driveway but there are still chores to be done
umaran tiger was te San
Me when I order something from Amazon that isn't "Prime" and now have to wait even longer to get it.
Me when I order something from Amazon that isn't "Prime" and now have to wait even longer to get it.
IT'S CALLED FASHION.
EVER HEARD OF IT?
IT'S CALLED FASHION. EVER HEARD OF IT?