killed this for you

@TheDreamGhoul every time i say my cat's name she looks at me like i just told her that her husband died at sea II

When you apply for a job and got hired but the offer was for work from home.

We call this the "Outrage Box" because she gets in it when she is mad at us

FR Caroline Asked my 90 yr old patient & his 85 yr old wife who had been married for 65 years what the secret to forever was. She stated "never forget why you fell in love with them, never stop dating. He chimed in with "never forget that she could always find better" I'm still crying.

it is bedtime o'clock evorybody ! pls get into bed & become sleep now. good nighte !

spotted this good boy keeping an eye on himself while his human went to get a coffee

LAST QUARTER STUNK LIKE FISH, GOOD JOR EVERVONEI

My two brain cells getting ready to make a decision

My name is Ned, now I'm a bed, and if I ruffs, scare the fluffs, I cannot move, I just play dead, my name is Ned, and I'm a bed.

dog on horse @dogonhorse I got places to be. Mind your business Imao why is there a dog on a horse out here

When you make a nice painting and your parents hang it up and you feel nice

São Digita o que Você entende

They left you like you were trash, And collected you as my treasure...

TweetSmarter I'll see your car's cup holder & raise you one *pup* holder...

BORDER COLLIES ONLY WANT ONE THING ANN ITS NISCHCTING

extrOverted: was admiang Machu Picchu and llama decided to join me. madame-ganj: this is my dream it's emperor kuzko looking at the hill to build his summer palace

I don't know much about birds, but I can easily identify the husband in this picture

alright, who broke the window?

Mom Read PM No you cannot have one but they are cute

WE'LL LET HIM STAY FOR A FEW DAYS, UNTIL WE FIND HIM A NEW HOME