HOW IT STARTED HOW IT GOING

AH YES, THE WALL IS WALL

'The fattest squirrel I've ever seen just stole an avocado from my trash

BUT! THEY KEEP

RAVE NO IDEA

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alien: how did you enslave your human dog: did not alien: then why does he provide for your every need dog: because he loves me alien: but why does he love you dog: [wagging tail] because i love him

Quarantine Day 6

She do be snoozin

When the world seems dark, I remind myself that Mister Rogers once got a letter from a blind girl, who wrote that she had heard him say he owned fish, but she worried they weren't being fed. So at the end of every following show, he'd narrate "I'm feeding the fish" just for her.

It ain't much but it's honest work

small your insecurliy,

When you're on your lunch break considering not going back

my face after I squirrel away both laser pointers away from my roommates

Just because you're a good boy, doesn't mean you're good driver.

A dinosaur thinking some deep thoughts

Yelled at him for being on the counter...now he's taunting me

When you lie on the application but still get the job