Olivia Asis @Olivia_As_ls My roommate moved out and my cat called dibs. PM - - Twitter for iPad

MAYHEM IN 3...2...1..

SA picture of a narwhal for those non-helievere

Ralphie, like other rescue bats; likes to "havea Snu le Buddy to sleep. with-

date: you told me you were interesting? me: i said was 'into resting'

thequietpartloud Straight up thought this was a herd of tiny brachiosaurs crossing the sidewalk celticpyro

My date is here

so my mom accidentally ordered an xs dog bed but he's still grateful.

The groceries you bought and ignore for takeout every night

Dropped my moms dog off at the groomer and picked up a squirrel

YOUR INVISIBLE FORCE FIELD ONLY PROLONGS THE INEVITARIE

7-year-old with cerebral palsy crawls to save family from carbon monoxide leak @globalpositivenews

can't leave you alone for one minute, can I?

stay-weird-babee: If you're ever having a bad day, here is a picture of a little turtle wearing a

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning In fact it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing Oh-ho-ho-he

A Dog Who Kept Sneaking into a Dollar General for a Unicorn Toy Gets His Plush and a Stare

Are you also abandoned by humans? Idecided. From today we will be friends

FINALLY CAUGHT THE LITTLE RED DOT ITCUNUPEN ME

alien: how did you enslave your human dog: did not alien: then why does he provide for your every need dog: because he loves me alien: but why does he love you dog: [wagging tail] because i love him