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Me on social media vs me in reality
my kidebuvler
Me on social media vs me in reality my kidebuvler
Meet Oliver. He has thumbs
Meet Oliver. He has thumbs
Do you have any special talents?
Me:
Do you have any special talents? Me:
If we don't hug like this I don't wanna date.
If we don't hug like this I don't wanna date.
think my clog is broken TikTok
Relationship goals we can all agree
Relationship goals we can all agree
Showing your cat your snails while cleaning the terrarium
Expectation:
Reality:
Showing your cat your snails while cleaning the terrarium Expectation: Reality:
Mewbert didn't know who this new hooman was but he sensed he'd got a good one
Mewbert didn't know who this new hooman was but he sensed he'd got a good one
When you lie on your resume but still get the job
Mykidsbutler
When you lie on your resume but still get the job Mykidsbutler
Mom
Read PM
No you cannot have one but they are cute
Mom Read PM No you cannot have one but they are cute
His dog was stolen from him 2 years ago, they finally get to see each other again
"Hey can you put together an in depth excel spreadsheet? On your resume it said you were proficient."
Me:
"Hey can you put together an in depth excel spreadsheet? On your resume it said you were proficient." Me:
Twin sisters celebrate their 100th birthday.
Their secret - daily bacon, eggs, and wine
@globalpositivenews
Twin sisters celebrate their 100th birthday. Their secret - daily bacon, eggs, and wine @globalpositivenews
Glass was defeating him
Glass was defeating him
What's she bringing up?
okay come on, step down baba
Me shamelessly expecting
attention from my fav person:
Me shamelessly expecting attention from my fav person:
Nurses show triplets to the father who passes out with excitement. Photo from 1946, when ultrasound did not exist
Nurses show triplets to the father who passes out with excitement. Photo from 1946, when ultrasound did not exist
hotbritishgquyspluscats:
I don't think I've ever seen a picture
that so fully summed up what it is to hho rat nvwsinar
hotbritishgquyspluscats: I don't think I've ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to hho rat nvwsinar
We all have that one friend we don't invite to restaurants
We all have that one friend we don't invite to restaurants