"Hooman, I was happier before her

All my friends are having babies and I'm over here like

Albert got an owie. Albert got shaved and the cone of shame. Albert is not having the best day.

ADVICE FROM A SLOTH: TAKE YouR Time. * GET A GRIP ON THINGS. * RELAX OFTEN. * HANG OuT A LOT, GET PLenty OF SLEEP, *LET THINGS Rot OFF You. USE THE BATHROom FACING Down.

I rescued an abandoned kitty that was crying outside and took him home and this is what my cat did

some may call you crazy cat latly but we call you

just incase you were having a bad day look how happy this raccoon is with his stuffed raccoon

I can't wait for the office potluck! People always ask me how I make the paw print sugar cookies so perfect!

my blind cat loves the outdoors

WHEN EVIL CLOWN TAYS PULL YOU THE SEWER BUT YOU WOHT BECAUSE YOU LOVE TAKE ANB GON'T LIKE TG EXERCISE.

When your human drops the food and you know it's yours now

guess nothing's stopping you from sleeping with your foot in your mouth?

Self care tips from 2. Take long walks Always pamper yourself, 3. Enjoy all the treats A. Always have a snuggle @hasshomies

Sometimes your possum just wants to feel pretty.

Boop the nose.

Lovers Sf \s (

Lost in the sauce cat