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hijabi cottagecore for the timeline because muslim women do not get
enough visibility
mar @cinephany hijabi cottagecore for the timeline because muslim women do not get enough visibility
Hamster struggling to eat noodle
Hamster struggling to eat noodle
confirmation email: shipping takes between 5-7 business days
me 5 minutes after ordering:
confirmation email: shipping takes between 5-7 business days me 5 minutes after ordering:
This is what I woke up to today. Jerk.
This is what I woke up to today. Jerk.
When you lie on your resume and still get the job
When you lie on your resume and still get the job
When you hear mom pull in the driveway but there are still chores to be done
When you hear mom pull in the driveway but there are still chores to be done
my face after I squirrel away both laser pointers away from my roommates
my face after I squirrel away both laser pointers away from my roommates
When your favorite stuffed animal gets ripped so mom stitches it back together:
When your favorite stuffed animal gets ripped so mom stitches it back together:
My bank: Why would you spend
$1000 on cat treats?
Me:
BUTTER NUT IS A MASTER OF PSYCHOLOGICAL MANIPULATION
My bank: Why would you spend $1000 on cat treats? Me: BUTTER NUT IS A MASTER OF PSYCHOLOGICAL MANIPULATION
8-month-old Mikey lost her 3. kittens, so her owner decided to find her 3 abandoned kittens from a shelter
8-month-old Mikey lost her 3. kittens, so her owner decided to find her 3 abandoned kittens from a shelter
You and your girl going to get her food after an argument she started cause
she was hungry
You and your girl going to get her food after an argument she started cause she was hungry
Like i was saying, the circus is just one of my careers. The real money comes from frosted flakes
Like i was saying, the circus is just one of my careers. The real money comes from frosted flakes
me checking if everyone else is vibing with the song put on
me checking if everyone else is vibing with the song put on
If you're feeling down, here's a cat ina sock
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4 jun
If you're feeling down, here's a cat ina sock
My daughter and my puppy fight over who's going to warm their butt on the vent in the morning. The baby won today. The puppy is pouting about it.
My daughter and my puppy fight over who's going to warm their butt on the vent in the morning. The baby won today. The puppy is pouting about it.
ihada
bad day
want to talk about it?
want to rant about it while i listen and nod
oh god
yes
ihada bad day want to talk about it? want to rant about it while i listen and nod oh god yes
uy with only vision IN one eye, bought a dog that was only born with one eye that no one else wanted
uy with only vision IN one eye, bought a dog that was only born with one eye that no one else wanted
(Beatboxing to my, Wa dauohter)
no, hope dont
I thought he was scratching himself until...