My mum always made me a birthday cake. Every year for 44 years. Two months since she died and my old dad tried his hardest and my heart melted...

Me Externally: "YAS QUEEN! SEIZE THE DAY! YOU GOT THIS!" Me Internally: @MONOFIANODONE

Dad: *doesn't want a dog* Family: *gets dog anyway* Dad and the dog: aX

Vi Ruined mom's buth "4 Sot on candle la ace I on I fe

imagine thinking humans are the only intelligent species when this exists

sigoynerblod OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK

JUS SO U KNOE INNIV PIHPP AI

Me 2 minutes after getting home from work

Her: Come over Me: can't! I got borking to do Her: My mom just left Me:

When you hear your neighbors arguing outside

hm doin a research.. . ahh yes all cat r bad

pods: OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn't stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE'S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE

This happens when your dog really wants the pizza you ordered We believe in COM

Josh Stockhill, a Four-year-old boy who has beaten leukeamia twice in his short life, starts his first day of school.

so you're telling me, this is the big bad breed that I keep hearing about?

GeI brown sugar @glvdengoddess she was raised by cats when she was a puppy, now she behaves like a cat

Baby in public transport : *exists* Me:

Me: I have so much to do this weekend Also me:

*Tv screen goes black for a second* Reflection be like:

Girl: "I'm gonna take a picture of u with wine so it looks like u drink hahaha" Cat: "Whatever helps u cope with your chronic alcohol problem Stephanie" Girl: "what" Cat: "meow"

The popular couple at school: The popular couple at home:

Boy With Autism Who Only Eats One Brand Of Waffles Gets The Recipe When The Company Discontinues Them @tanksgoodnews

IF I JUST KEEP LOOKING CUTE, THEY'LL SURELY BLAME IT ON THE DOG

This is every old man's Facebook profile picture and it's always uploaded 9 times