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Like i was saying, the circus is just one of my careers. The real money comes from frosted flakes
We
Like i was saying, the circus is just one of my careers. The real money comes from frosted flakes We
Wife: There's a charge for
400 dollars on our credit card. what did you buy?
Me:
Wife: There's a charge for 400 dollars on our credit card. what did you buy? Me:
Deaf rescue dog becomes a therapy dog
- brings joy to children and veterans
@globalpositivenews
Deaf rescue dog becomes a therapy dog - brings joy to children and veterans @globalpositivenews
cnased some
our backyard the other night they didn't know he just wanted to play
cnased some our backyard the other night they didn't know he just wanted to play
When it's Amazon Prime Day and your human orders a new vacuum
When it's Amazon Prime Day and your human orders a new vacuum
when people compliment me on things i actually put effort into and things I'm really passionate about
when people compliment me on things i actually put effort into and things I'm really passionate about
Sneak peek of season 2 of The Queen's Gambit 08 (@HIPSTER WILLY
think he won.
think he won.
Good Dog
Be hh iour:
Something tells me that Buster doesn't want to be trained...
Good Dog Be hh iour: Something tells me that Buster doesn't want to be trained...
so helpful of my dog to put the chair under my feet, love him to death
Dad: *doesn't want a dog*
Family: *gets dog anyway*
Dad and the dog:
aX
Dad: *doesn't want a dog* Family: *gets dog anyway* Dad and the dog: aX
Me thinking about ruining my entire career for another five minutes of sleep
Me thinking about ruining my entire career for another five minutes of sleep
"Well, well, well... look who's trying to end an argument by giving me food. If you think that's gonna work you're absolutely right."
"Well, well, well... look who's trying to end an argument by giving me food. If you think that's gonna work you're absolutely right."
One of these dogs is normal
One of these dogs is normal
Glass was defeating him
Glass was defeating him
he napped so hard his face got stuck
he napped so hard his face got stuck
When the catto offers the forbidden fluff
When the catto offers the forbidden fluff
when you mad at bae but still wanna hold hands
when you mad at bae but still wanna hold hands
FR Caroline
Asked my 90 yr old patient & his 85 yr old wife who had been married for 65 years what the secret to forever was.
She stated "never forget why you fell in love with them, never stop dating.
He chimed in with "never forget that she could always find better" I'm still crying.
FR Caroline Asked my 90 yr old patient & his 85 yr old wife who had been married for 65 years what the secret to forever was. She stated "never forget why you fell in love with them, never stop dating. He chimed in with "never forget that she could always find better" I'm still crying.
I had vacuumed and forgot to put his steps back up against the couch. Came in to find him like this.
I had vacuumed and forgot to put his steps back up against the couch. Came in to find him like this.
"My wife took our cat to the vet and my son told the vet his toy dinosaur was feeling bad, so the vet gave it an X-ray..."
"My wife took our cat to the vet and my son told the vet his toy dinosaur was feeling bad, so the vet gave it an X-ray..."