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Everybody look at these bears eating apples.
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"My wife took our cat to the vet and my son told the vet his toy dinosaur was feeling bad, so the vet gave it an X-ray..."
"My wife took our cat to the vet and my son told the vet his toy dinosaur was feeling bad, so the vet gave it an X-ray..."
Do the best you can until you know better.
Then when you know better, do better.
-Maya Angelou
Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better. -Maya Angelou
There's a site that puts your dog on this soo relatable stalker shirt sand I NEED MINE now!
YOU
There's a site that puts your dog on this soo relatable stalker shirt sand I NEED MINE now! YOU
alien: how did you enslave your human dog: did not
alien: then why does he provide for your every need
dog: because he loves me alien: but why does he love you
dog: [wagging tail] because i love him
alien: how did you enslave your human dog: did not alien: then why does he provide for your every need dog: because he loves me alien: but why does he love you dog: [wagging tail] because i love him
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GreenSockN
@1 love that my girlfriend talks too much
A lot of people I know have this idea of "my wife/ girlfriend talks too much, I have things to do," but with my girlfriend it's different. She can talk and talk and talk for hours on end probably, and I would listen to it all. It makes me strangely happy to listen to her ramble on about whatever Is on her mind. Yesterday when I called her, she talked for almost 3 hours and I just listened to her talk the entire time while simultaneously doing whatever I was doing, games, working out, and the entire time I was extremely happy. I love listening to her talk.
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michihunt1
That's so sweet. She has the gift of gab. You have the gift of listening. A perfect match!
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PM & /unpopularopinion GreenSockN @1 love that my girlfriend talks too much A lot of people I know have this idea of "my wife/ girlfriend talks too much, I have things to do," but with my girlfriend it's different. She can talk and talk and talk for hours on end probably, and I would listen to it all. It makes me strangely happy to listen to her ramble on about whatever Is on her mind. Yesterday when I called her, she talked for almost 3 hours and I just listened to her talk the entire time while simultaneously doing whatever I was doing, games, working out, and the entire time I was extremely happy. I love listening to her talk. 8.9k 463 Share BEST COMMENTS michihunt1 That's so sweet. She has the gift of gab. You have the gift of listening. A perfect match! Reply 2.6k avoidingzugzwang Add a comment
Me waiting for Amazon to deliver my packages minutes after ordering them
Me waiting for Amazon to deliver my packages minutes after ordering them
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Me, trying to get attention from my trolls4everr fav person be like: an TrollsYeverr
Me 2 minutes after getting home from work
Me 2 minutes after getting home from work
please don't like those "like or horrifying thing will happen" here is my
immunity dog he gives u endless immunity from those posts.
please don't like those "like or horrifying thing will happen" here is my immunity dog he gives u endless immunity from those posts.
Me drowning in my bf's hoodie but loving every second of it.
Me drowning in my bf's hoodie but loving every second of it.
my dog: *has unlimited food, water, shelter, and love*
*front door opens*
my dog:
my dog: *has unlimited food, water, shelter, and love* *front door opens* my dog:
THINK INSIDE
THINK INSIDE
think my cat has done something bad...
think my cat has done something bad...
When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart
When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart
alright, who broke the window?
alright, who broke the window?
Tried meditating for 5 min. 3 year old peeled open my eyeball to ask if was still meditating. Pretty much sums up why most of us are frazzled basket cases.
@Karen.Disapproves
Tried meditating for 5 min. 3 year old peeled open my eyeball to ask if was still meditating. Pretty much sums up why most of us are frazzled basket cases. @Karen.Disapproves