On charges of violating the peace, grand larceny, attempted murder, I plead not guilty. I was sleeping the whole time Your Honor

When you're late for work and forget to feed the king

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Today I picked up new hobby: drawing stick figure arms on birds

uy with only vision IN one eye, bought a dog that was only born with one eye that no one else wanted

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dog that just graduated from puppy training

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i've been growing out my hair for 3 years after i first heard you can give them to a charity that makes wigs for children with cancer. today was the day to cut them all of, send them in and start over again. hopefully i can make as much kids as possible happy with a new set of hair Helping Others

I walked back into my apartment, greeted with the most "and where you been?" stance. Fam, just the gym and the store.

HELLO I'M HERE TO EAT YOUR FOOD FR. 1 MEAN HEIP

How my cat looks knowing I'm literally a slave to his four paws

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May I kindly interrupt your scrolling with this duck on a swing? Only if it's okay with you.

Charlece Lake @charlece lake - my mom is the cutest art teacher ever!! She made a dress and had every one of her students draw one thing on the dress for her to wear. This was her at her student's art show tonight. IM SOBBING

The bride's father died and donated his heart. The man who received the transplant walked her down the aisle.

Today @ PM I bet you feel dumb right now Cowboys can't be sexy

He's extremely proud of his painting

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