Saw a pigeon having a job interview earlier. I hope he got it.

Woman gives birth to healthy baby boy at the age of 57 @globalpositivenews

I wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like:

When your closest coworker gets a new job but you still communicate by tagging each other in memes

Swedish chef opens animal shelter in Thailand. Houses more than 600 dogs and cares for another 350 animals on the streets. @globalpositivenews fy PEOPLE

"I would love to help you, but I mean, you did eat out of my bowl. Without that food, I don't know if I have the strength to pull you up." Bins

me one second after i tell someone i'm not even tired yet

when you have a nice hat and someone mentions it and you feel nice

woke myself up farting into the pillow my mom puts her face on.

IT'S THE WEEEEEKEND ME HAPPY

My daughter dreamt it, I tried to draw it, and a local baker brought to life her dream birthday cake. Meet the Grogunicorn '/MadeMeSmile

Googled Tony Hawk to see what everyone was talking about but accidentally typed Tiny Hawk...

You should smile more. me:

That face you make when the zoom meeting could have been an email

My spirit animal is Duckmingo.

dolphins are so beautiful