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It's not even Halloween and I'm already dressed as the love of your life.
It's not even Halloween and I'm already dressed as the love of your life.
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moistAww1 moistAww1
18 mar
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POV: You've pspspsps'd the wrong gang
POV: You've pspspsps'd the wrong gang
If cats learned to talk
Would you be terribly upset if I threw up in one of your shoes?
If cats learned to talk Would you be terribly upset if I threw up in one of your shoes?
He pouted like this and whispered under his breath for 5 minutes because I wouldn't let him chew on my phone case
He pouted like this and whispered under his breath for 5 minutes because I wouldn't let him chew on my phone case
Studying a language with a book
By living in the country
Studying a language with a book By living in the country
It's only day 1 and I have declared Vienna to be the purest city in the world
faked crying to show you how my son reacts
MAY HAVE BOWL OF WATER?
AM THIRSTY? NO.
WHV DO VOU ASK?
MAY HAVE BOWL OF WATER? AM THIRSTY? NO. WHV DO VOU ASK?
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is
When you wake up from a nap and sit there trying to figure out what day it is
he almost broke dog code and started talking
"Maybe if tilt my head back a little- ,22"
"You merely adopted the bark. I was born in it, molded by it."
"You merely adopted the bark. I was born in it, molded by it."
You got any games on your phone?
damp_aww damp_aww
27 jun
You got any games on your phone?
This is Sisu, a stray dog who broke into a Dollar General 5 times to steal this purple unicorn. When Animal Control got there the officer bought it for him.
This is Sisu, a stray dog who broke into a Dollar General 5 times to steal this purple unicorn. When Animal Control got there the officer bought it for him.
Dog owners: don't be scared, the dog is just playing
The dog:
Dog owners: don't be scared, the dog is just playing The dog:
RESOLUTIONS?
Carr ALN PANT ree
RESOLUTIONS? Carr ALN PANT ree
Anyone else's dog HATE bath ti meres
But man bad at matn
But man bad at matn
Me waiting for Amazon to deliver my packages minutes after ordering them
Me waiting for Amazon to deliver my packages minutes after ordering them