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Today 1150 AM
Hey just wanted you to know
that I really appreciate you for always having my back
Always!
You're the best.
Thanks. Your a real princi-pal
Delivered
iMessage Today 1150 AM Hey just wanted you to know that I really appreciate you for always having my back Always! You're the best. Thanks. Your a real princi-pal Delivered
okay come on, step down baba
Waiting for the signal to go down the water slide
Waiting for the signal to go down the water slide
BEFORE LEAVE FOR WORK
YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH ME
BEFORE LEAVE FOR WORK YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH ME
COULD JUST FOR
ai
: A ~
THAT D RE GREAT
COULD JUST FOR ai : A ~ THAT D RE GREAT
When u wake up next to bae while they sleep and realize how lucky u are
When u wake up next to bae while they sleep and realize how lucky u are
Simon goes nowhere without his emotional support sock
Simon goes nowhere without his emotional support sock
How it feels when you open the car door for your dog
How it feels when you open the car door for your dog
"IF TWO PEOPLE ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE WORLD DROP A
PEICE OF BREAD,
THE EARTH BRIEFLY BECOMES A SANDWICH..."
STEVE
"IF TWO PEOPLE ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE WORLD DROP A PEICE OF BREAD, THE EARTH BRIEFLY BECOMES A SANDWICH..." STEVE
When your date shows up and they don't look anything like their Tinder pics
When your date shows up and they don't look anything like their Tinder pics
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH
ONLY SEXY PEOPLE
CAN SEE THIS MEME
ONLY SEXY PEOPLE CAN SEE THIS MEME
Dad: *doesn't want a dog*
Family: *gets dog anyway*
Dad and the dog:
aX
Dad: *doesn't want a dog* Family: *gets dog anyway* Dad and the dog: aX
Australian scientists have used music to attract Great White Sharks, and have found they are particularly drawn to
"Back In Black"
Australian scientists have used music to attract Great White Sharks, and have found they are particularly drawn to "Back In Black"
Dad: *doesn't want dog*
Family: *gets dog anyway*
Dad and the dog:
Dad: *doesn't want dog* Family: *gets dog anyway* Dad and the dog:
OMG please send help, I've been attacked by a vicious beast..
OMG please send help, I've been attacked by a vicious beast..
have overheard my 11 year old planning April fools jokes for days, instead, this morning, he decided to bring me breakfast in bed because he "thought it would be more fun
have overheard my 11 year old planning April fools jokes for days, instead, this morning, he decided to bring me breakfast in bed because he "thought it would be more fun
I almost had heart attack this morning...
ipetsplanet ipetsplanet
12 mar
I almost had heart attack this morning...
Bruce Landlord
Today AM
It is clear in the lease: no pets are allowed in the apt. Sorry
Delivered
OK I will make an exception because he looks very polite
Bruce Landlord Today AM It is clear in the lease: no pets are allowed in the apt. Sorry Delivered OK I will make an exception because he looks very polite
London rail worker has saved almost 30 people from committing suicide through the "power of talking"
@globalpositivenews
London rail worker has saved almost 30 people from committing suicide through the "power of talking" @globalpositivenews
When you get the chin rub juuust right!
When you get the chin rub juuust right!