Meet Oliver. He has thumbs

When you partied too hard last night, now you gotta clean up the litter the next morning

Beware of peeping toms

when u ask ur mom to stop for food and she actually says yes

Hey bartender, send a toilet water over there and tell her it's from me

feeling super bad about yourself for being lazy/ unproductive on low mental health days acknowledging that you're trying your best and that it's perfectly okay to take a break when feeling unmotivated

15-year-old has refurbished nearly 100 discarded computers, donating them to people in need during pandemic

LET ME EAT YOU

ONE CANNOT SIMPLY CATCH THE RED DOT WITHOUT SCIENCE

When little kids turn around in their booth and stare at you while you're eating

Her: Come over Me: can't! I got borking to do Her: My mom just left Me:

I wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like:

In the UK right now a train is delayed as a cat is sitting on the roof and refusing to come down. EST tl

When you are Too short at the pool..

Mom asked me to put the toilet paper on the shelf...

He's making that face again, isn't he... Nope.

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