Hero: South Dakota snow plow driver talks man off jumping off a bridge- gets traffic blocked below to protect him

extrOverted: was admiang Machu Picchu and llama decided to join me. madame-ganj: this is my dream it's emperor kuzko looking at the hill to build his summer palace

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When your doberman printer runs out of ink

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Self-made millionaire Harris Rosen adopted a Florida neighborhood called Tangelo Park, cut the crime rate in half, and increased the high school graudation rate from 25% to 100% by giving everyone free daycare and all high school

Baby in public transport : *exists* Me:

My friend collected all the toads in the lawn before he mowed it so they would all be safe.

ALL FRIENDS ARE HAVING ANDTAMLIKE..

When you're late for work and forget to feed the king

IT IS TIME TO GO. Was I a Good Boy? I'M TOLD YOU WERE THE BEST. seebangnow

Chef Travels 6 Hours To Satisfy Terminally Ill Woman's Craving For His Tempura Broccoli @tanksgoodnews

"Wondered why my dog wouldn't come when I called him. Then I found this."

When your best friend is talking to someone u don't like

The world's most interesting lamp according to 5 cats, a stuffed pig, and the 2 guys on the TV

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POW: its 7 am. and you dont want to go to sheol

date: you told me you were interesting? me: i Said was 'into resting'

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