So I pretended to throw a ball and caught the exact moment my dog realised I had betrayed him...

Snail's teeth are the strongest biological material on Earth. They can withstand pressure hich enoiich to tirn Carhon into Diamond

When you're the only one awake at the sleepover

I gave you my dog treats please reply. g is ke insta is

HEY KID ss I WANNA BUY SOME CATNIP?

HOW I SLEEP WHEN... KNOW MY HUMAN'S HOME

When you hear them talk about giving that stinky boy a bath.

brown sugar @gludengoddess she was raised by cats when she was a puppy, now she behaves like a cat

They're nervous to kiss but they r in love

Yung Minkus Someone in my cat group put a ski mask on their cat and I am losing it

"IF TWO PEOPLE ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE WORLD DROP A PEICE OF BREAD, THE EARTH BRIEFLY BECOMES A SANDWICH..." STEVE

date: you told me you were interesting? me: i Said was 'into resting'

beds were sale AND hed a coussn a new

Me, laying with babe because I'm small and feel safe with them and I know will protect me

@trolls4everr Me with "Dark circles" after using mobile all day and night...

when the teacher tells you to eat healthy as she eats the 20th bag of cheetos that she bought for the students.