No matter what, a cat is a cat... Ag

Beware of peeping toms

- He attack? - Worse, he judges you

Pssst... Just toss the chicken under the table. No one has to know. @mookiecanitswim

LOVE YOU ARD REALLY WANT YOU TO PET BUT ALSO KINDA WANT TO BITE YOU ANO THAT'S JUST SOMETHING YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH.

his cat is about to say something in talian

HELP I DROPPED THE KNIFE WHILE CUTTING CHICKEN & MY DOG PICKED IT UP THINKIN WE WERE PLAYIN FETCH NOW HES CHASIN ME

When you stay up to midnight and you just sleep

Bruce Landlord Today AM It is clear in the lease: no pets are allowed in the apt. Sorry Delivered OK I will make an exception because he looks very polite

beth phelan @beth_phelan THE PHOTO MY SISTER JUST SENT ME OF HER GREAT DANE AND THE NEW PUPPY THEY JUST GOT. LOOK AT IT.

Lost kitten need forever home!

Mikayla Holmgren Strives To Be The First Model With Down Syndrome To Grace Cover Of "Sports Illustrated" @tenksgoodnews

When your owner calls u and you can't contain your zooms because you love them

When im having a mental break- down and the person who i had no expectations from is there for me. Thank you Twill aever forget titis I would fight for you

They ripped open their bed and II

School crossing guard dressed up for St. Patrick's Day We

Girl: "I'm gonna take a picture of u with wine so it looks like u drink hahaha" Cat: "Whatever helps u cope with your chronic alcohol problem Stephanie" Girl: "what" Cat: "meow"

lt's behind me... Isn't it..?

Today @ PM I bet you feel dumb right now Cowboys can't be sexy

Holding hands with bae while driving She looks so in love with you. Goals af.

Me when I pronounce Paris as "pah-ree"

Choose your fighter

'SEYMOUR! Did you steal another watermelon from the neighbors? You march back over there and apologize to Mrs. Krantz. But didn't steal it! Felix found it in the ocean and asked me to wateh it for him. THE That is by far the worst lie you have 'ever told. You aro in big trouble mister, HOURS EARLIER... Seymour is never gonna believe this.

when u ask ur mom to stop for food and she actually says yes

[t's Ouer the

'holdup: 'unthere we where voulthink youre gonna fetirkihat thermometer