My wife five minutes after watching a movie that she picked out.

Megan MacKay @mmmegan My dog got a certificate of bravery at the vet today Ce ate of Certificate of Bravery Miss. Luey Mackay

this fox chillin on my trampoline is a vibe

My name is Ned, now I'm a bed, and if I ruffs, scare the fluffs, I cannot move, I just play dead, my name is Ned, and I'm a bed.

When you apply for a job and got hired but the offer was for work from home.

MY CAT KOKOPELLI

+10 armor +2 hooman resistance

BUT! THEY KEEP

Physics: exists Cats:

@trolls4everr Me with "Dark circles" after using mobile all day and night...

When you lie on your resume and still get the job

Excuse me sir I'm trying to leave

OPEN YOUR EYE SACK STOP PRETENDING YOU'RE MY SHADOW! SEN

WHEN BRUSHING YOUR CAT GIVES VoilA WHALE NEW CAT

The groceries you bought and ignore for takeout every night

why is there a coyote on the bus? Jonathan probably because they can't

Actual photo of my cat leaving his litter box

NO, NOT EVEN LITTLE ONES.

SIR-. WHEREIS THERED DOT?

"My professor gave up trying to get his cat off his work"

Tin ware where can be be Wind

@uwucuteables please everyone look at this shy meerkat

HAVEN'T DECIDED WHAT I WANT TO DO LATER DON'T WANNA BE BOKED INTO ANY NECISIONS.._

The groomer cut every part of my husky except for his head. I can't stop laughing

For anyone who's feeling sad rn, here are otters in cute hats