• I need a hard reset
How do I hard reset
Sleep all day?
Go to the gym and push yourself really hard?
Get drunk?
Run away to Cuba and restart
my entire life under the name lily
I'll come to. I want to be Barnabas, barney for short.
I love you. You are not invited.
You and padfoot can start a new life in Spain
You can live out your
Hemingway kink
Lily is a widow who deals with
her pain through gardening and beekeeping
In the bohemian region, ill join the local stone lifters guild and start competing. Reaching a decent level of fame in a niche sport only to one day be begrudgingly dragged to a tropical island for a special international expo. I only did it for my lovable coach needing the money. The show goes as planned. The day after I'm nursing a hangover and looking for breakfast. Walking through the small Cuban town I trip over a low garden fence. Crushing some hydrangeas. Immediately I'm set upon by an old spinster who's had too much sun for too many years.
As lily is yelling in heavily accented
Spanish we lock eyes.
My smile infects her.
Like it did so many years ago.
I'll remind her I've never stopped loving her.
It moves even faster than it had before.
We realize her special honey is perfect for the Bohemian regions famous honey rum. My small distillery makes a handsome profit
We refuse to expand, only hiring a few more of my small Spanish towns residents. The coach takes over operations while I vagabond with some dame in cuba
He curses me under his breath, but there's a knowing twinkle in his eye.
He knows that I'll never leave her side again.
There's my Hemingway kink.
love you.
BO
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