Me, try' ng to resist sweets IA\\

POW: its 7 am. and you dont want to go to sheol

Cats after having catnip

Rob Roll @ihegallowboob the best kind of unexpected visitor RING Someone is at your Front Door PM - - Twitter for iPhone

Me 2 minutes after getting home from work

FRIEND: SELFIE TIME! ME:

When you don't have to pay for rent or food

Nothing Like Grabbing An Ice Cold Deer With The Boys: Fishermen Risk Lives To Save Baby Deer Trapped On Frozen Lake SS

Last year I made the choice to recover from my eating disorder, at my worst I would get winded just walking up my stairs. Today I reached one of my highest points in my state @globalpositivenews

Me: need to stop being lonely and talk to people Someone: Hey

Me: dont get why you cant just say it to my face Someone: *says it to my face* Me:

il It's so sweet to see he's a great role model,

Dad: *doesn't want a dog* Family: *gets dog anyway* Dad and the dog: aX

Ministry of silly walks feline division

when your gets angry but looks so cute so you can't help but smile and it makes even more mad

So I pretended to throw a ball and caught the exact moment my dog realised I had betrayed him...

beds were sale AND hed a coussn a new

My hidden talent is eating stuff when it's too hot and instantly regretting it @the pnizzacat

small your insecurliy,

lt's behind me... Isn't it..?

Froggy IS proud of you

HE'S SMILING IN HIS SLEEP

Dad: *doesn't want dog* Family: *gets dog anyway* Dad and dog:

budgie-research thinking cadet-sarah-clark he is balenced pencendy

The hospital my wife works at forwent the therapy dog route and blasted straight over to therapy unicorn. HIS BOOTS. His wee little boots.