I'm a little nervous about this electrician but he works cheap

mame ihe chimken and nobody gets hurt ll never surrender meow daddy heckin hunaery haha

Bruce Landlord Today AM It is clear in the lease: no pets are allowed in the apt. Sorry Delivered OK I will make an exception because he looks very polite

When hear the doorbell ring right after I order

Polar bear cub turns bucket into helmet

They're nervous to kiss but they r in love

bust it baby (part 26) @huskerdu_rag I was born addicted to heroin, my dad was killed when I was 3, and tried to kill myself when I was 11 and again when I was 16. Somehow I'm alive and graduated with a 3.8, honors, and a semester early & Lemme flex today

The new blanket my wife got for our couch is kinda freaking me oute

I was laughing and my dog thought I was hyperventilating and got me my emergency inhaler. Thanks pal? LOL. Service Dog

Unless your baby looks like this I don't wanna see it on my timeline

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What do you call a bird who drinks too much? An owlcoholic

I threw up in the car and the Uber driver ate it all. Excellent service

When you realize it's work tomorrow for the next 40 years

There's a site that disney-fies your pet and puts them on a canvas and I NEED one!

I rescued an abandoned kitty that was crying outside and took him home and this is what my cat did