Me coming out of my room every few days to get attention

My Magic Will Help Me Conquer the World

Me: Dog: Me: Suddenly drops down 2 inches Dog:

'Wonder Dog' Saves Hundreds Of Sheep From Australian Bushfire Am a hero? can't sav. buteves.

target spotied my dog when he spats the mail man

Here is Daisuke Inoue, the inventor of karaoke. He chose not to patent the machine because he wanted to "teach the world to sing" and never regretted it, despite the billion dollar industry his machine birthed. Photo of him and the very first karaoke machine ever made.

Yung Minkus Someone in my cat group put a ski mask on their cat and I am losing it

Feeding time was an hour ago, Jessica

beth phelan @beth_phelan THE PHOTO MY SISTER JUST SENT ME OF HER GREAT DANE AND THE NEW PUPPY THEY JUST GOT. LOOK AT IT.

i've been growing out my hair for 3 years after i first heard you can give them to a charity that makes wigs for children with cancer. today was the day to cut them all of, send them in and start over again. hopefully i can make as much kids as possible happy with a new set of hair Helping Others

Driving to get groceries when.... spotted a doggo giving the biggest AWOO he had in him.

Snnelled Told mom. Got

Live like someone left the gate open! Unless thieI is warm... Tham mtimmiim haw

Steady 6 @SteadylsFlying He's so nosey bro @ @

Coffee shop owner has collected and distributed more than 6,000 coats to homeless people this winter. @globalpositivenews

He's taps the doorknob to let us know when he wants to go outside

"More apple slices please"

{Speed Date] Girl: Yeah, I'm into bad boys Dog: *Stands up* I think we're done here

*swallows the wrong way* Me (for the next 7 minutes):

My name is Ned, now I'm a bed, and if I ruffs, scare the fluffs, I cannot move, I just play dead, my name is Ned, and I'm a bed.

gave him an orange

My neighbors were afraid of my dog so I put a wig on him

'The fattest squirrel I've ever seen just stole an avocado from my trash