"Well, well, well... look who's trying to end an argument by giving me food. If you think that's gonna work you're absolutely right."

For anyone who's feeling sad rn, here are otters in cute hats

swear Mommy I didn't take it. Look at my hands, it's amotv!

is my cat a witch please confirm

Get you sleeve kitten

uy with only vision IN one eye, bought a dog that was only born with one eye that no one else wanted

I LOVE PARROTLETS SO MUCH THEY ARE JUST TOO

BEFORE LEAVE FOR WORK YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH ME

these two creatures are on the direct opposite ends of the Cetaceans You Can Trust spectrum PM - Twitter for iPhone

He's taps the doorknob to let us know when he wants to go outside

When the only person that truly understands you is your cat.

WHEN YOU'RE HIRED TO BOSS THEM, BUT FIND THEY' RE BETTER PEOPLE

Me: *pours kibbles in bowl* Cat: *doesn't want any* Me: *shakes bowl a little* Cat: lc for me ?

Teacher: I need some strong boys to move this table old me:

WAKE OP it's timeIto feed me

My clog when talking to him normally , The second ask

We have an office dog and he visited me today

Fossils of a turtle the size of a car have been unearthed in South America. Carlos for scale.