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'SEYMOUR! Did you steal another watermelon from the neighbors? You march back over there and apologize to Mrs. Krantz. But didn't steal it! Felix found it in the ocean and asked me to wateh it for him. THE That is by far the worst lie you have 'ever told. You aro in big trouble mister, HOURS EARLIER... Seymour is never gonna believe this.
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