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cursed_aww cursed_aww
16 nov 2020
I don't mean to stop your scrolling...BUT... you
Hand Sanitizer: 1 drop kills 99.9% of germs
Me: Puts two drops
Germs:
JoSjoca
8 may
Hand Sanitizer: 1 drop kills 99.9% of germs Me: Puts two drops Germs:
trolls4everr @trolls4everr Me: I have patience Also me:
World's Smallest Piggies Are Getting A Second Chance At Survival
@tanksgoodnews
World's Smallest Piggies Are Getting A Second Chance At Survival @tanksgoodnews
Me five minutes after saying I don't want any fries
@doggosdoingthings
Me five minutes after saying I don't want any fries @doggosdoingthings
THOUGHT ABOUT QUITTING
THEN NOATICEN WHO WAS WATCHINAN
epicwtf epicwtf
17 mar
THOUGHT ABOUT QUITTING THEN NOATICEN WHO WAS WATCHINAN
I had vacuumed and forgot to put his steps back up against the couch. Came in to find him like this.
I had vacuumed and forgot to put his steps back up against the couch. Came in to find him like this.
You ever take nap so good that you thought you missed the school bus.
But it's Sunday...and you're 32.
You ever take nap so good that you thought you missed the school bus. But it's Sunday...and you're 32.
@kerrinicolet7 The first time yo
Are you just gonna scroll past without saying Howdy?
Are you just gonna scroll past without saying Howdy?
"WHAT IF SOY MILK IS JUST REGULAR MILK INTRODUCING ITSELF IN SPANISH?"
STEVE
cc
"WHAT IF SOY MILK IS JUST REGULAR MILK INTRODUCING ITSELF IN SPANISH?" STEVE cc
When you go to see your bird and find him sleeping, all chubby and fluffy
When you go to see your bird and find him sleeping, all chubby and fluffy
My two brain cells getting ready to make a decision
My two brain cells getting ready to make a decision
For 28 years, Florida hotelier who grew up poor, has been paying for preschool and college education for all residents of Florida community
Le
For 28 years, Florida hotelier who grew up poor, has been paying for preschool and college education for all residents of Florida community Le
My cat listening to my rants:
My cat listening to my rants:
I threw up in the car and the Uber driver ate it all.
Excellent service
I threw up in the car and the Uber driver ate it all. Excellent service
Milton the
What's wrong,
Milton?
I can't reach my toy.
OF metel MEW
Milton the What's wrong, Milton? I can't reach my toy. OF metel MEW
Me, try' ng to resist sweets
IA\\
Me, try' ng to resist sweets IA\\
everything is terrible so i googled
"dogs being interviewed" and it helped
everything is terrible so i googled "dogs being interviewed" and it helped