Good you have scrolled for so long you have reached the sanctum of the CONED CATS. They wish you a nice life.

Friend: "Does your cat bite?" Me: "Worse. He judges you."

confirmation email: shipping takes between 5-7 business days me 5 minutes after ordering:

every night, the second close my computer, they run to the top of the stairs and stare down at me, waiting for me to come up to bed

POW: its 7 am. and you dont want to go to sheol

have overheard my 11 year old planning April fools jokes for days, instead, this morning, he decided to bring me breakfast in bed because he "thought it would be more fun

Just because you're a good boy, doesn't mean you're good driver.

AC Aman saved a she wolf from a trap, a few years later she saved his life

WHEN YOU'RE HIRED TO BOSS THEM, BUT FIND THEY' RE BETTER PEOPLE

Can't unsee- my pup' ears look like two other pups with ears! ears!

HEY GARL HAVE YOU SEEN MY BLUE--

THE BOSS AND HIS HENCHMEN

Staring at your own picture square during the whole meeting

Owls have long legs... re just hidden.

The pics I The pics my take for friends my friends take of me

Alex AlexHirsch Say it aint so, I will not go, turn the lights off @Q 41 Strange @41 Strange Corgis in snow

Waitress 'faith' in future generations restored after serving a group of 6th-grade customers with impeccable manners @globalpositivenews

When little kids turn around in their booth and stare at you while you're eating

THESE SHOES NEEDS THEM-.

"IM NOT COMING DOWN UNTIL SOMEONE TELLS ME WHOS A GOOD BOY"

trolls4everr @trolls4everr I'm shy at first, & then BOOM!

For 28 years, Florida hotelier who grew up poor, has been paying for preschool and college education for all residents of Florida community Le