jailed for smol crimes

Me: Mom, can get a cat? Mom: We have a cat at home Cat at home:

i drink good Nearly had a heart attack.

bassmonstertiff: jinyii: tastefullyoffensive: Where is your trunk, human?" [x] Cutest elephants ever. hi how are you! my name is Lelophent *tries to shake, feels around awkwardly, finds nose* oh... your trunk is kinda small... hm... well momma said everyone is different and special... nice to meet you "shakes stubby human trunk*

RESOLUTIONS? Carr ALN PANT ree

she was raised by cats when she was a puppy, now she behaves like a cat

Sgt. Stubby was a World War I war dog who warned soldiers of mustard gas and found wounded men. He served for 18 months and participated in 17 battles. He

Lost kitten need forever home!

mom said couldnt get a raccoon so I colored the dog

when you mad at bae but still wanna hold hands

dolphins are so beautiful

After surviving a fire, he is now training to become a therapy dogfor burn victims Can we agree he's the bravest boi

Cat Breaks Into Fish Store, Goes Through over $1,000 Worth of Seafood The incident occurred at an airport in Russia earlier this month, word has it the hungry feline has since been adopted photos VIEW ALL>

The worst angle for picture of a seal

I threw up in the car and the Uber driver ate it all. Excellent service

CATNIPULATION THE TECHNIQUE USED BY CATS THAT ENABLES THEM TO GET WHATEVER THEY WANT.,

"IF TWO PEOPLE ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE WORLD DROP A PEICE OF BREAD, THE EARTH BRIEFLY BECOMES A SANDWICH..." STEVE

Here is Daisuke Inoue, the inventor of karaoke. He chose not to patent the machine because he wanted to "teach the world to sing" and never regretted it, despite the billion dollar industry his machine birthed. Photo of him and the very first karaoke machine ever made.

LOVE ME I need attention

FREEZE PROBABIE PAWS THINRRESTAVOI!

DON'T KNOW, MAN. re, SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE DO EVEN WANT TO BE GOOD GIRL, YA

Me: "I'm so busy tonight. I can't come out" Also me: kadsbutle an.