'SEYMOUR! Did you steal another watermelon from the neighbors? You march back over there and apologize to Mrs. Krantz. But didn't steal it! Felix found it in the ocean and asked me to wateh it for him. THE That is by far the worst lie you have 'ever told. You aro in big trouble mister, HOURS EARLIER... Seymour is never gonna believe this.

sabreen ali. @queenxbean ever since my daughter found out our plant, serena, wasn't getting enough sunlight, she insists on taking her out for walks while holding her up to the sun.

best seat in the car

WAKE OP it's timeIto feed me

THAT MOMENT WHEN THE MUSIC YOU LISTENED TO IN HIGH SCHOOL BEING PL ON THE "NINES" STATION

After battling the second wave of the coronavirus, the French government decided that the hundreds of immigrants who have been working tirelessly in France for the last few months to help the country battle the pandemic will be gifted French citizenship as a 'thank you.'

The world's most interesting lamp according to 5 cats, a stuffed pig, and the 2 guys on the TV

Now e reddit No birds here, just another food

This looks like a Baroque painting This is what defeat looks like

Staring at your own picture square during the whole meeting

When your phone runs out of battery in public and you don't know what to do with yourself

A dinosaur thinking some deep thoughts

WHY YES COUNE MRE IMCANUERIENT PLACE TA LAY GOWEN, Thot ME

ne ento trem

Did you really just say that? aYoureadogtover? And you admit that in public?

BORED PANDA 2 MIN READ Cheetahs Are So Shy That Zoos Give Then Their Own Emotional "Support Dogs" CHEETAH NO Ses] , \

Yes officer, I'd like to report a crime. He made a motion like he threw the ball, but really kept it in his hand

These cats love their ramen beds

when your girl starts picking up on your habits so now she's a mini version of u