Black Hole where Treats have no chance

Just because you're a good boy, doesn't mean you're good driver.

hotbritishgquyspluscats: I don't think I've ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to hho rat nvwsinar

Woman adopts a pitbull, and the dog can't stop hugging her

no talk me hungry

Ekimmara Big fan of this picture of a veterinarian showing a cat how fat he is.

What are you doing tonight? Having supper with my pupper What is wrong with you

On charges of violating the peace, grand larceny, attempted murder, I plead not guilty. I was sleeping the whole time Your Honor

When one act of kindness creates a lifelong friendship I fixed a pigeon's wing so he went to fetch his girlfriend and now they live at my house

"You mad babe?" "No" "Let's see a smile then"

WHY YES COUNE MRE IMCANUERIENT PLACE TA LAY GOWEN, Thot ME

Time to repot this plant

When your grandma gives you money, but your mom yells from another room: "Don't give him anything!"

CVS Steps Up To Vaccinate Florida Teachers Under 50 After Governor Says No @tanksgoodnews

Doggo seeking shelter from rain went inside a church where a wedding was being held. And took a nap on the brides veil. Got adopted.

Me coming out of my room every few days to get attention

No one cared who I was until I put on the cat

Your total comes to 12 belly rubs

My son had a good report card. We told him he could have a present. He chose los of bacon. That's when I knew for sure he was mine.

So, they're like "Who's good And, I'm like "Mot mel"